Question: At What Age Does a Woman Become Eligible to Receive Granny Panty Birthday Cards?
Answer: My age.
Ever fantasize about going to a dude ranch? Me neither. So how did I come to find myself standing in line, waiting my turn to have lunch ladled onto my tin home-on-the-range style plate?
Damn Miley. Her twerking at the VMA show has totally hijacked where I was going with this blog post. But now I have to address it.
Unless you gave up TV and internet last New Year’s Day, I know what you’re probably thinking: Duh, this is a no-brainer. But let me explain why it’s a question worth considering.
The article about naked vegan cooking was short and a little cheesy, but informative enough, I thought. Until I noticed something more sinister eyeing me from between the baba ghanouj and sweet corn fritters…
“I don’t want to do this, but I have to,” he said. “Maybe at least you’ll get a book out of it”…
During the holidays, I was invited to the party of a friend of a friend. My friend had introduced me to this man because she thought we might hook up…
During the holidays, I was invited to the party of a friend of a friend. My friend had introduced me to this man because she thought we might hook up…
Licking the Spoon is the title of my book in progress about food, sex and relationship. It’s also my metaphor for living life with gusto…
As the presidential election approaches, I think it’s important to get our priorities straight: Who will represent (American Sexy) for the next four years?
“Besides writing, favorite activities include reading an amazing book that I immediately want to start over; shaking my a** with my friends or my man in a funky R&B club; laughing till I can’t stop; kissing till I don’t want to stop; morning coffee; happy hour martinis; evening bubble baths; falling asleep by a campfire to the sounds of owls and coyotes; and appreciating nature’s bounty. Among other things.” READ MORE